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"What the hell's going on here?"
*laughs* "Let's answer your question... with another question."
"Yeah? And what's the—"
*while totally channelling Nappa* "WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?!" *stabs tail into screaming man*
"Oh, oh god, I think I'm gonna puke!"
"You can't puke! You're in my—" *sounds of puking can be heard*
"Oh good lord, it's everywhere!"
"So, Piccolo... what brings you to my neighborhood?"
"I sensed a disturbance..."
"Well I am pretty disturbing! Remember that time I drank that guy? That was f**king weird."
"So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city?"
"Oh no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit, Sherlock", first name "No"."
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"What is he doing?"
"That looks like your technique."
"Well it's not!"
"He's doing the finger thing..."
"So? Goku does that when he teleport—"
"Makankōsappō!!" *fires the Special Beam Cannon*
"Oh crap."
"So that's how you pronounce it..."
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"Oh god, you're even starting to look like Kami!"
"Dick!"
"You sure you don't want me to do the other arm? Even you out? Cause that's just distracting."
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"I am purely bio-mechanical! Unlike my brother and sister, Cyborg 17 and 18."
"We call them Androids."
"Well good for you, you're wrong."
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"Truth is, I really don't have one. But all things considered, I'll go with... Cell."
"That's kinda boring..."
"Coming from the guy named after a woodwind instrument."
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"Hello... brother."
"Come again?"
"In a moment. And hello, my beautiful sister." *licks his lips*
"Oh f*ck no!"
*sees Android 16* "And, um, ah?"
"I am designated as Android 16."
"...Cool, anywho."
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"Okay, future bug man. Let's say I, uh, believe that now. Where do we go from here?"
"Inside me!"
"Stop it!"
"He's also a walking talking petri dish of the galaxy's strongest fighters!"
"No need for flattery, Piccolo. You're already inside me."
"Stop it!"
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"So, my siblings, why don't you come with me, and you'll be, in a world of truly pure perfection."
"Stop it!"
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"And once I have achieved my perfection, I'll take my time killing every person on this planet. Even the mighty Goku." *maniacal laughter*
"Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?" *punches Cell square in the face*
*unfazed* "Got another one in you?"
"Stop. It!"
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*laughs* "Let's answer your question... with another question."
"Yeah? And what's the—"
*while totally channelling Nappa* "WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?!" *stabs tail into screaming man*
"Oh, oh god, I think I'm gonna puke!"
"You can't puke! You're in my—" *sounds of puking can be heard*
"Oh good lord, it's everywhere!"
"So, Piccolo... what brings you to my neighborhood?"
"I sensed a disturbance..."
"Well I am pretty disturbing! Remember that time I drank that guy? That was f**king weird."
"So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city?"
"Oh no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit, Sherlock", first name "No"."
--------------------------------------------------------
"What is he doing?"
"That looks like your technique."
"Well it's not!"
"He's doing the finger thing..."
"So? Goku does that when he teleport—"
"Makankōsappō!!" *fires the Special Beam Cannon*
"Oh crap."
"So that's how you pronounce it..."
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"Oh god, you're even starting to look like Kami!"
"Dick!"
"You sure you don't want me to do the other arm? Even you out? Cause that's just distracting."
--------------------------------------------------------
"I am purely bio-mechanical! Unlike my brother and sister, Cyborg 17 and 18."
"We call them Androids."
"Well good for you, you're wrong."
--------------------------------------------------------
"Truth is, I really don't have one. But all things considered, I'll go with... Cell."
"That's kinda boring..."
"Coming from the guy named after a woodwind instrument."
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"Hello... brother."
"Come again?"
"In a moment. And hello, my beautiful sister." *licks his lips*
"Oh f*ck no!"
*sees Android 16* "And, um, ah?"
"I am designated as Android 16."
"...Cool, anywho."
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"Okay, future bug man. Let's say I, uh, believe that now. Where do we go from here?"
"Inside me!"
"Stop it!"
"He's also a walking talking petri dish of the galaxy's strongest fighters!"
"No need for flattery, Piccolo. You're already inside me."
"Stop it!"
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"So, my siblings, why don't you come with me, and you'll be, in a world of truly pure perfection."
"Stop it!"
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"And once I have achieved my perfection, I'll take my time killing every person on this planet. Even the mighty Goku." *maniacal laughter*
"Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?" *punches Cell square in the face*
*unfazed* "Got another one in you?"
"Stop. It!"
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"Ooookay, last ditch effort didn't work."
"Got any last-last ditch efforts?"
*desperately* "Just one... NAAAAAAAIL GU-" *CRACK!*
"Got any last-last ditch efforts?"
*desperately* "Just one... NAAAAAAAIL GU-" *CRACK!*
*picks him up* "Any last words, my big, green friend?"
*gurgles as his head sags to one side*
"Well said! Good game." *blows a hole through his chest and lobs him into the ocean*
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"What are you made of, pure metal?"
"Affirmative. I am Android 16."
"Oh... Errors have been made."
*proceeds to throw Cell head-first into the ground while Cell screams like a little girl*
"N-n-now I know what you're thinking. Should I rip off his tail? And the answer might surprise y—" *rrrrriiipppp* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
*aghast* "I was not ready for today."
*also aghast* "I don't think any of us were."
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"Aw, what is happening right now?! Where the f**k am I?!"
*begins to power up his arm cannons*
"Wait, what's that noise? Hold on, now I see a light."
"Walk towards it!" *fires his arms cannons*
"WHAT THE HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL?!?!"
*gurgles as his head sags to one side*
"Well said! Good game." *blows a hole through his chest and lobs him into the ocean*
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"What are you made of, pure metal?"
"Affirmative. I am Android 16."
"Oh... Errors have been made."
*proceeds to throw Cell head-first into the ground while Cell screams like a little girl*
"N-n-now I know what you're thinking. Should I rip off his tail? And the answer might surprise y—" *rrrrriiipppp* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
*aghast* "I was not ready for today."
*also aghast* "I don't think any of us were."
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"Aw, what is happening right now?! Where the f**k am I?!"
*begins to power up his arm cannons*
"Wait, what's that noise? Hold on, now I see a light."
"Walk towards it!" *fires his arms cannons*
"WHAT THE HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL?!?!"