Oh my god, I just love nice walks on the beaches. Oh, do you think if I swim out far enough, I’d reach Australia? Ohh my god, can we go on a sandals vacation?
Listen, Maron, I need to talk to you.
Oh, don’t worry Juan-Tan, I made the reservations for you, so you don’t have to worry about it.
Actually, I... need to come clean. See, my name isn’t actually Juan Sanchez; it’s...Krillin.
That is a silly name. *gaaasp* I’ll call you Krilly-Billy!
That’s...not everything. You see, all this money I own is actually from my own life insurance policy. From when I died. On another planet. Blown up by an evil space emperor- but was then brought back to life by a magical dragon.
But what I really want to ask, Maron, is- do you love me for me, or do you just love me for my money?
Ohhh, Krilly-Billy! Of course I don’t just love you for your money.
Y-you really mean that?
I never loved you at all!
[falls over] Ohhhhhhhh.... well, can we at least still try the sex stuff?
No, Krillin, you don’t understand! I was never really your girlfriend. See, I’m with the States Fraud Bureau, and you just confessed to a LOT of insurance fraud...which I recorded.
*Krillin’s jaw drops*
Wait, you have a recorder on you? Where?
In my boobs!
Curses! The one place I couldn’t reach! ....I’m going to prison, aren’t I?
Well, normally you would, but do you have any idea what they’d do to guys like you? No, you’ll just have to pay back everything you owe.
Wait, what about all the money I spent on you?
You’ll just have to pay that out of pocket!
BUT I DROPPED OVER 500 GRAND ON YOU!
Honey, I work for the government. I never claimed to be a good person.